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Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Baddz Fri 19-Jun-15 07:41:15

Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.cake
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini wineand paella nutella on the jukebox.
<only joining requirement is an appreciation of those incomparable hot beardy fuckers "the musketeers">
<except athos>
<team athos don't share>angry
grin

AnneOfAramis Fri 19-Jun-15 07:51:54

<marking place>
<leaves laundry at the door>

Let's party!!!! I love Paris and Aramis.

Baddz Fri 19-Jun-15 08:01:01

<gets laundry basket out>
<mutters to self>
Nice decorations anne!

FolknNorah Fri 19-Jun-15 08:08:47

wine

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Fri 19-Jun-15 08:15:19

Nice thread Badders
<decorates>
<marks place>

I will bring cheesy biscuits and chocolate mousse to the buffet grin

Lyndie Fri 19-Jun-15 08:18:35

Morning all and happy centenary to us. Who'd have thought we'd have such fun and so many amazing experiences together!! I'm back to work today this may not be pretty

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Fri 19-Jun-15 08:52:13

Morning wenches! Can't believe it's been 100 threads! Happy centenary to us all!

And by way of celebration, am going to put up a pic of the hottest BF of them all grin

Enormouse Fri 19-Jun-15 09:26:52

Oooh happy wenchtenary.

I bring smut and homemade Indian food.
I think I joined yous around thread 50, so this would be my golden wenchiversary.

<passes round samosas and bhajis>

Enormouse Fri 19-Jun-15 09:31:11

<shares out mojitos>

Cinnamoncookie Fri 19-Jun-15 11:26:19

Happy Wenchiversary one and all ! <Parps indiscriminately>

I've been here, sporadically, since thread one, when the much missed Ghost asked who should she boff first. I would still boff them all, individually and together. Except the Cardinal. And Vinnie.

I bring a cheese and pineapple hedghog (can't stand pineapple, but it's tradition, innit ?), party rings, iced gems, twiglets (ditto), and jellyandicecream. And ginandtonic cake. And lots of gin.

Baddz Fri 19-Jun-15 11:28:00

Please take all offerings to the buffet table.
I have set it up well away from the sex dungeon. Cos, you know, that could turn icky smile
Any more laundry?
I'm not doing another bloody load after this one.

ChaiseLounger Fri 19-Jun-15 13:42:11

Well done Badvoc.

ChaiseLounger Fri 19-Jun-15 13:49:20

I too like Cinn have been here from the start.
I am very sorry that OP was unable to start this 100th thread.
I liked Mavis's suggestion:

"100,000 posts and we still don't know which Musketeer to boff first" 'cos we're classy, like". hmm

Looking forward to spending the next 100,000 discussing it!!

I'd go: Athos, Aramis, Dog, Porthos, Kingy.
And no. I won't do the Cardinal.

AnneOfAramis Fri 19-Jun-15 14:05:03

Aramis
Dog
New boy no one likes
Porthos

Baddz Fri 19-Jun-15 14:19:53

Boff list;
<in honour of our dear malc>
Athos <obv>
Aramis
Porthos
Treville
Dog
envy

Baddz Fri 19-Jun-15 14:20:33

Liv...fear not
The cardinal does not appear on any my list grin

ApricotCrush Fri 19-Jun-15 15:12:48

Happy Centenary wenches. smile

Well done Badders.

My list:
Athos
Athos
Athos
Dog at a push grin

I made a nice gif for the occasion, but it won't preview so I don't know whether it will post ....

ApricotCrush Fri 19-Jun-15 15:18:35

Yay!

AnneOfAramis Fri 19-Jun-15 15:32:01

Very apt gif Apers.

<wipes tear>

FolknNorah Fri 19-Jun-15 15:38:25

My list.

Porthos.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather Fri 19-Jun-15 16:40:11

Emosh Apes.

I'm going to come back later with some party decorations, but in case of doubt:-

1. Aramis
2. Aramis
3. Aramis

etc up to 100,000 - & then Dog for his pretty pretty mouth.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 19-Jun-15 17:50:20

What a bunch of lovelies we all are. No one looks a day older than 100!

FancyFancy Fri 19-Jun-15 18:51:31

<Arrives with chocolate fingers>

That's Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers you filthy lot.

There were some Hot 'n Spicy Chilean nuts, but I seem to have eaten them all blush

Lovely new thread badders, thank you.

Boffing order:
Aramis
Aramis
Aramis
ditto for the rest of the page

<turns over page>
Dog
Treville

<steals a Twiglet>

FancyFancy Fri 19-Jun-15 19:15:07

OI!! HBF's!!

Our buffet's much better than yours, come on over.

FancyFancy Fri 19-Jun-15 19:16:07

Looks like Trev's bringing some sausages for the buffet

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