Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 12-Jun-15 21:32:48

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week. <dettol cleans>

MadamedeChevreuse Fri 12-Jun-15 21:36:29

Where is Eurpope? Is it near Arsia? <innocent face> <runs away>

DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 12-Jun-15 21:37:29

Fuck Off grin I emailed the HQ to fix it.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Fri 12-Jun-15 21:37:31

Oh yes please Cardinal, you sexy HBF! grin

AnneOfAramis Fri 12-Jun-15 21:38:02

I quite like being a Europopean.

I am not cleaning Aramis, I like him dirty. <defiant>

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Fri 12-Jun-15 21:38:14

Oh Drink you are a total legend grin

FolknNorah Fri 12-Jun-15 21:38:33

Thank you drinky, that's lovely. <side eyes madame> <is scared loyal>

AnneOfAramis Fri 12-Jun-15 21:38:46

Emergency intervention clearly needed.

AnneOfAramis Fri 12-Jun-15 21:39:52

Bit of every kind of Santi.

MadamedeChevreuse Fri 12-Jun-15 21:39:55

Oh drink you should have left it I like it!

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Fri 12-Jun-15 21:40:24

Is this where I should post my nude Capaldi pics? smile <- innocent smile

DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 12-Jun-15 21:40:38

thank you norah <indignant>

that is a nice photo anne

FolknNorah Fri 12-Jun-15 21:40:45

Oooh yes anne

DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 12-Jun-15 21:41:41

yes, livia let's decorate it how we like it <listening to the sound of wenches running out the tavern en masse>

FolknNorah Fri 12-Jun-15 21:42:20

I also hope they leave it, it's so us innit? You're welcome drinky I've got you.

100 is up next. shock

MadamedeChevreuse Fri 12-Jun-15 21:42:27

Ooooooooooooh. Hello everysanti...

Fucking hell we're nearly on THREAD 100!!!! Are we having a thread party? We have 40 pages to come up with the mother of all thread titles...

ChaiseLounger Fri 12-Jun-15 21:44:07

Nice one Drink

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Fri 12-Jun-15 21:45:30

Well Drinky I think you are right - and you started the thread so you make the rules!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 12-Jun-15 21:46:11

Should we get the ghost to do it?

FolknNorah Fri 12-Jun-15 21:51:50

YES DRINK YES I WAS THINKING THAT MY SELF YES DOOOOOOO IIIIIIIT

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Fri 12-Jun-15 22:01:45

Ooh yes!!

IssyStark Fri 12-Jun-15 22:51:03

<waves at all wenches> Bon soir, bonna serra,

Have have three potent cocktails and fit for nothing but the sack. Haven't even caught up with the last thread yet <am pathetic at wenchiness at mo>

IssyStark Fri 12-Jun-15 22:54:42

Antes in a sir it of European co-operation, I shall retire to the Hayloft and bid you all dobranoc!

IssyStark Fri 12-Jun-15 22:55:17

And in the spirit

Bloody i-thingy

LaComtess Fri 12-Jun-15 23:10:47

Croeso!

What fucking ghost?

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