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Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Sun 26-Apr-15 22:33:38

Doors open for Thread 93. The bar is stocked, the floor is mopped. Unleash the wenches....

Here's some pretty to get us started grin

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Sun 26-Apr-15 22:36:44

And some more... [drink]

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Sun 26-Apr-15 22:37:30

[drink] WTAF?! GRIN FFS. GRIN. grin

MadamedeChevreuse Sun 26-Apr-15 22:38:49

[groin]

Come on sparks!

LaComtess Sun 26-Apr-15 22:46:44

FIT AS FUCK

oof.

LaComtess Sun 26-Apr-15 22:47:54

OMC The Trousers.

Just look at the trousers.

<spasms in pleasure>

SparklesRedHotChileLeather Sun 26-Apr-15 22:48:48

I'm coming I'm coming!

Because I've seen the pics grin

OK, here goes

LaComtess Sun 26-Apr-15 22:49:14

I look at those pics and really LONG to gently blow the fridge out of his eyes.

And then....

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Sun 26-Apr-15 22:49:31

I'm tired and it's a school night, so I'm heading for the hayloft now. Night all.
<snogs wenches>
<falls asleep>

MadamedeChevreuse Sun 26-Apr-15 22:50:32

Ahahahaha sparks.

THIS IS NO TIME TO TYPE JOKES. HURRY UP! (PLEASE grin )

LaComtess Sun 26-Apr-15 22:50:48

Are we playing Musketeer Poker?

I see your FAF Tom and raise you FAF Santi?

*if so can it be STRIP POKER please*grin

SparklesRedHotChileLeather Sun 26-Apr-15 22:51:01

Noooo, I've just remembered I've only got 3 pics or so left! Fuckit!!!!

<Waits for fallout>

SparklesRedHotChileLeather Sun 26-Apr-15 22:52:02

Balls balls balls, that's it til new pic allowance angry

BloodyElkFire Sun 26-Apr-15 22:53:21

It's a FAF OFF grin

SparklesRedHotChileLeather Sun 26-Apr-15 22:53:31

There's EIGHT more. EIGHT FFS!

SparklesRedHotChileLeather Sun 26-Apr-15 22:55:59

Hang on, I'll see if I can find LetUs & HER pic allowance grin

BloodyElkFire Sun 26-Apr-15 22:56:33

YY Comtess the fringe....the trousers....the cheeky chest hair...the eyes....the trousers....the sheer FAFness....the trousers.....

How am I supposed to sleep now....really FFS!

FancyFancy Sun 26-Apr-15 22:57:32

What's the female equivalent? Clit tease? Vag tease?

BloodyElkFire Sun 26-Apr-15 22:58:34

Summat like that Fancy

AnneOfAramis Sun 26-Apr-15 22:58:42

Checking the fuck in. I feel sweary today. Not sure why really.

I can't see the pics but am off to mobile site and crossing fingers it works.

FancyFancy Sun 26-Apr-15 22:59:56

OMFC the third one in that group of three shock

That half smile & the eyes. The eyes.

<drools>

SparklesRedHotChileLeather Sun 26-Apr-15 23:00:32

Anne - the lot are on FB! I did call you earlier.....

SparklesRedHotChileLeather Sun 26-Apr-15 23:03:02

That hair is just....

Oh he's fucking perfection.

YES, pearl-clutching Twitter fenches, we SWEAR in here.

MadamedeChevreuse Sun 26-Apr-15 23:03:13

sparkle!!!! can you not send the pix to someone and they post them????

MadamedeChevreuse Sun 26-Apr-15 23:04:13

FAF OFF RESULTS - NO CONTEST.

His hair was crafted by angels in heaven.

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