Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Doors open for Thread 93. The bar is stocked, the floor is mopped. Unleash the wenches....

Here's some pretty to get us started

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

And some more... [drink]

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

[drink] WTAF?! GRIN FFS. GRIN.

[MadamedeChevreuse]

[groin]

Come on sparks!

[LaComtess]

FIT AS FUCK

oof.

[LaComtess]

OMC The Trousers.

Just look at the trousers.

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

I'm coming I'm coming!

Because I've seen the pics

OK, here goes

[LaComtess]

I look at those pics and really LONG to gently blow the fridge out of his eyes.

And then....

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

I'm tired and it's a school night, so I'm heading for the hayloft now. Night all.

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Ahahahaha sparks.

THIS IS NO TIME TO TYPE JOKES. HURRY UP! (PLEASE )

[LaComtess]

Are we playing Musketeer Poker?

I see your FAF Tom and raise you FAF Santi?

if so can it be STRIP POKER please

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

Noooo, I've just remembered I've only got 3 pics or so left! Fuckit!!!!

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

Balls balls balls, that's it til new pic allowance

[BloodyElkFire]

It's a FAF OFF

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

There's EIGHT more. EIGHT FFS!

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

Hang on, I'll see if I can find LetUs & HER pic allowance

[BloodyElkFire]

YY Comtess the fringe....the trousers....the cheeky chest hair...the eyes....the trousers....the sheer FAFness....the trousers.....

How am I supposed to sleep now....really FFS!

[FancyFancy]

What's the female equivalent? Clit tease? Vag tease?

[BloodyElkFire]

Summat like that Fancy

[AnneOfAramis]

Checking the fuck in. I feel sweary today. Not sure why really.

I can't see the pics but am off to mobile site and crossing fingers it works.

[FancyFancy]

OMFC the third one in that group of three

That half smile & the eyes. The eyes.

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

Anne - the lot are on FB! I did call you earlier.....

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

That hair is just....

Oh he's fucking perfection.

YES, pearl-clutching Twitter fenches, we SWEAR in here.

[MadamedeChevreuse]

sparkle!!!! can you not send the pix to someone and they post them????

[MadamedeChevreuse]

FAF OFF RESULTS - NO CONTEST.

His hair was crafted by angels in heaven.

[FancyFancy]

Ah I see what you mean madame. Yes I did wonder how they'd manage that given Ross's statement that Demelza was the love of his life to Elizabeth. I know rape isn't about love/lust, it's about power, but it would've felt like a really out of character plotline.

I did wonder if Elizabeth would throw herself at a drunk Ross, shag him & claim rape (yawn - think I've expressed my views already on this as a storyline). George would make more sense.