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Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 21/11/2014 13:51

Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

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Badvocinapeartree · 21/11/2014 13:53

Alright?
Checking in.
And out...

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GoodQueenWenchAnneLass · 21/11/2014 13:57

Well done Helen. Marking place.

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FolknNorah · 21/11/2014 14:02

Lolz

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NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 21/11/2014 14:04

blatant place mark.

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TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 21/11/2014 14:11
Wine
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ApriClausIsComingToTown · 21/11/2014 14:17

Decorating it a bit ....

Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit
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RumpledElkSkin · 21/11/2014 15:12

Lays towel over chaise (even more blatant place mark)

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RumpledElkSkin · 21/11/2014 15:12
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LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 21/11/2014 15:27

^^

Ooh its looking lovely in here - you really are a star Helen

I do hope you are in the ordinary cellar, not the Cardinal's Wine Cellar of Sin though - we haven't cleaned the "equipment" down there for a while..... Grin

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We3KingyofOblomovAre · 21/11/2014 15:53

Well done Helen!!

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Cinnamoncookie · 21/11/2014 15:59

Pfah, towel over chaise ? Unless you're on the chaise, with a Musketeer, it doesn't count.

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Badvocinapeartree · 21/11/2014 16:20

Sits on chaise.
commando
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LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 21/11/2014 16:24

Erm...... The Cardinal and I may have indulged in a lot bit of shagging on all of the chaise longues last night and not wiped them off afterwards ..... Just saying..... Blush

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CarolSinger200 · 21/11/2014 18:12

Place marking

Evening all

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FlopsyTheSnowman · 21/11/2014 18:17



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FolknNorah · 21/11/2014 19:54

Ffs, will you all stop putting towels on/sitting/lying/shagging on me!

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LetUsPrey · 21/11/2014 20:15
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We3KingyofOblomovAre · 21/11/2014 20:17

oh. what now?
where are we wenches?

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NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 21/11/2014 20:18

So…here you all are. Smile

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FolknNorah · 21/11/2014 20:25

Oh ffs now I've not got anymore photo allowance and we're over here now Hmm

Fuckyizall.

I thought floppers was hoping to catch up? I don't come on over the weekend normally so I'll miss her AFUCKINGGAIN
Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa, twatpad predicted that for me Grin
But, srsly, floppers wtf?


All by myyyyysssseeeeeelllllfffff

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FolknNorah · 21/11/2014 20:36

Obviously I'm not actually alone, I've got all of you, but I'm waiting anxiously for floppers to turn up so we can put this ice dream to good use.


He could ssssooooooo handle it couldn't he?Grin

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FolknNorah · 21/11/2014 20:39

Ha! Turns out I am all alone ....



Don't wanna bee, aaaallll buy myyyyyysssseeeeeeeeeeeeellllfffff

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FolknNorah · 21/11/2014 20:42

I wonder if nonny is around? I luffs her/him/it. CoughHINTcough #bored

Oh, and sf well done very nice. I particularly liked the use of FMWAC.

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 21/11/2014 20:48

Not alone Norah

I appear to have lost my wenching mojo under a vast tidal wave of tiredness...

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NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 21/11/2014 20:49

I'm here too. Just had to put babymouse to bed.

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