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Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Fri 21-Nov-14 13:51:14

Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

Badvocinapeartree Fri 21-Nov-14 13:53:25

Alright?
Checking in.
And out...

GoodQueenWenchAnneLass Fri 21-Nov-14 13:57:06

Well done Helen. Marking place.

FolknNorah Fri 21-Nov-14 14:02:52

Lolz

<puts bag and coat on a chair> blatant place mark.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball Fri 21-Nov-14 14:11:07

wine

Decorating it a bit ....

RumpledElkSkin Fri 21-Nov-14 15:12:29

Lays towel over chaise (even more blatant place mark)

RumpledElkSkin Fri 21-Nov-14 15:12:46

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LiviaDruscillaAugusta Fri 21-Nov-14 15:27:10

<looks around Tavern>

Ooh its looking lovely in here - you really are a star Helen

I do hope you are in the ordinary cellar, not the Cardinal's Wine Cellar of Sin though - we haven't cleaned the "equipment" down there for a while..... grin

We3KingyofOblomovAre Fri 21-Nov-14 15:53:13

Well done Helen!!

Cinnamoncookie Fri 21-Nov-14 15:59:19

Pfah, towel over chaise ? Unless you're on the chaise, with a Musketeer, it doesn't count. <Grabs Porthos, leaps on chaise>

Badvocinapeartree Fri 21-Nov-14 16:20:24

<kicks off towel>
Sits on chaise.
commando
<might need some febreeze>

LiviaDruscillaAugusta Fri 21-Nov-14 16:24:22

Erm...... The Cardinal and I may have indulged in a lot bit of shagging on all of the chaise longues last night and not wiped them off afterwards ..... Just saying..... blush

CarolSinger200 Fri 21-Nov-14 18:12:59

Place marking

Evening all

FlopsyTheSnowman Fri 21-Nov-14 18:17:22

<strides in> <wonkily>
<grabs cinn by hair>
<throws her off Porthos>
<aggressive place-marking done>

FolknNorah Fri 21-Nov-14 19:54:38

Ffs, will you all stop putting towels on/sitting/lying/shagging on me!

LetUsPrey Fri 21-Nov-14 20:15:16

<crawls out from under chaise with Aramis>

We3KingyofOblomovAre Fri 21-Nov-14 20:17:06

oh. what now?
where are we wenches?

So…here you all are. smile

FolknNorah Fri 21-Nov-14 20:25:14

Oh ffs now I've not got anymore photo allowance and we're over here now hmm

Fuckyizall.

I thought floppers was hoping to catch up? I don't come <fnar> on over the weekend normally so I'll miss her AFUCKINGGAIN
Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa, twatpad predicted that for me grin
But, srsly, *floppers* wtf?

<warbles>
All by myyyyysssseeeeeelllllfffff

FolknNorah Fri 21-Nov-14 20:36:43

Obviously I'm not actually alone, I've got all of you, but I'm waiting anxiously for floppers to turn up so we can put this ice dream to good use.
<winks at Porthos>

He could ssssooooooo handle it couldn't he?grin

FolknNorah Fri 21-Nov-14 20:39:58

Ha! Turns out I am all alone ....

<resumes warbling>

Don't wanna bee, aaaallll buy myyyyyysssseeeeeeeeeeeeellllfffff

FolknNorah Fri 21-Nov-14 20:42:34

I wonder if nonny is around? I luffs her/him/it. CoughHINTcough #bored

Oh, and sf well done very nice. I particularly liked the use of FMWAC.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Fri 21-Nov-14 20:48:16

Not alone Norah
<wobbles in>
I appear to have lost my wenching mojo under a vast tidal wave of tiredness...

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