Thread Titles I Love...

[SoupDragon]

"Aargh! Black lab covered in PVA and orange poster paint" Just fab

"Dd attacked by a Power Ranger" Kind of surreal

[Aero]

'i hav been sent a turd, or drugs'......the mind boggles, only to discover it was wedding cake. Marvellous.

[swedishmum]

SoupDragon, both of those were mine - kind of sums up my surreal day....

[SoupDragon]

I didn't realise they were both yours swedishmum :o Fab!

Yes, the drugs/dogturd/wedding cake one is another goond title.

[FrannyandZooey]

Can we have a link to the turd drugs cake one, please?

[SoupDragon]

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[SoupDragon]

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[MrsDoolittle]

I like that - suits my humour

[FrannyandZooey]

Thank you that was indeed very good :)

[harmonicacarrier]

there was one of franny's that went:

why do I always do a big stinky poo in the downstairs toilet when the dishy windowcleaner calls
but I can't find it in the search

[FrannyandZooey]

Ah it was in chat :(

so exists only in our memories now I think

However it was much funnier than how you have written it :o

[SoupDragon]

Found another one that makes me giggle:

Conception : any ideas what this could be

[expatinscotland]

HAMSTER EMERGENCY

[expatinscotland]

For some reason 'Can you keep a hare as a pet?' struck me as amazingly funny!

The OP had purchased what she thought - and what eventually turned out to be - a rabbit who looked very hare-like.

:o

[SoupDragon]

Yes! I love the hamster one too :o

[Miaou]

"OMG!Dd has peed in her patent leather kickers!!!"

• which we all misread as "knickers" of course...

[morningpaper]

I pmsl @ Conception : any ideas what this could be too

[SoupDragon]

If only " yorkshire terrier....good with children??? " had been under "recipes" rather tha "pets"...

[morningpaper]

lol yes

I had a vision of a small yorkie wearing a starched hat and a MATRON badge

[expatinscotland]

'pirate sex?'

[harpsichordcarrier]

oh I just remembered
"I never thought I would have to pmp for my rabbit"

[SoupDragon]

" I want a rabbit, dh doesn't.... can anyone answer some questions?"

Sadly in the pet section though.

[AllieBongo]

i quite like "20 mth old scary poo" why would you keep a turd for that long, flush it

[Xavielli]

URGENThow do you get poo out of suede??

Images of lady treating suede like an atomic bomb, had me tittering

[JanH]

This is not a MN one but talking of hamster emergencies, have you all seen \link{http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_east/5040934.stm\Mike?}

Excellent explanation for his survival from the general manager:

"Some of the material is shredded and then goes through a series of conveyor belts and grids that enable smaller pieces of waste to fall through.

"It seems that the hamster was small enough to pass through the blades of the shredder, but big enough to pass along the trammel without falling through an aperture.

"We don't get very much animal activity here, but we're delighted Mike survived."

lol at "animal activity"!