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A limp duck!

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MarsLady Wed 17-May-06 00:39:56

> >Limp Duck...
> >
> >
> >
> >A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid
> her
> >pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
> >bird's chest.
> >
> >After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so
> >sorry,
> >your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
> >
> >The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure"?
> >
> >"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
> >
> >"How can you be so sure"? she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any
> >testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
> >
> >The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a
> >few
> >moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked

> >on
> >in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
> >examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
> >
> >He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet
patted
> >the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat.
> >
> >The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird
> from
> >head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed
> >softly and strolled out of the room.
> >
> >The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
> >most definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead duck."
> >
> >Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced
> a
> >bill, which he handed to the woman.
> >
> >The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. £150!" she cried. "£150
> >just to tell me my duck is dead"?
> >
> >"The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
> >would
> >have been £20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it's now £150.

nannyme Wed 17-May-06 00:42:24

chortle!

MarsLady Wed 17-May-06 12:31:09

overdraft Wed 17-May-06 12:33:32

I thought this was a troll thread.I miss read it and thought it said limp dick. Funny joke tho

overdraft Wed 17-May-06 13:04:49

sorry seems you have a dead duck and i killed your thread.not your day is it??

MarsLady Wed 17-May-06 14:48:30

I shouldn't worry.... I'll just bump away until I get enough attention lol

Piffle Wed 17-May-06 14:54:40

nice one

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