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friendship, true friendship

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mothernature Mon 26-Jan-04 11:41:21

When you are sad, ...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the
b******d who made you sad.

When you are blue, ...
I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...
I'll know you finally got some.

When you are scared, ...
I will tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be
and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ...
I will use little words to explain it to you.

When you are sick, ...
stay away from me until you're well again.
I don't want what you've got.

When you fall, ...
I will try to keep from laughing.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end.
Why you ask? Because you're my friend.

And always remember:
A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.

marthamoo Mon 26-Jan-04 11:56:57

That's fab, MN - going to email it to my best friend!

lilibet Mon 26-Jan-04 12:07:48

Yep, just e mailed it to mine!

Janstar Mon 26-Jan-04 12:17:29

I like it Did you compose this yourself, mothernature?

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