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Bloke sacked from fruit shop is taking his employers to court

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sticksnstones Thu 08-Nov-12 14:05:18

Just a case of sour grapes imo

Cailleach Thu 08-Nov-12 14:49:34

Never mind, another job will turnip eventually..

Cailleach Thu 08-Nov-12 14:50:21

...and he shouldn't just plum-p for the first one offered, either...

Cailleach Thu 08-Nov-12 14:51:50

...although I suppose you can't be too choosy in the currant economic climate.

(I really am going now)

sticksnstones Thu 08-Nov-12 14:53:14


BupcakesAndCunting Thu 08-Nov-12 14:53:55

I think it'll all come peachy for him in the end...

RunOrRioja Thu 08-Nov-12 14:55:07

Apparently his twin brother is doing the same. Honestly, they make a right pear...

BupcakesAndCunting Thu 08-Nov-12 14:56:33

Like two peas in a pod

UltraBOF Thu 08-Nov-12 14:57:07

I hope his lawyer knows her onions.

DecAndAnt Thu 08-Nov-12 14:57:45

He said he doesn't know what went wrong, he thought he was the apple of his employees eye. ( long stretch I know but I was desperate to do one )

BupcakesAndCunting Thu 08-Nov-12 14:58:04

This case will be small potatoes for his lawyer.

Ormiriathomimus Thu 08-Nov-12 14:58:49

Courgette'll teach 'em!

Viviennemary Thu 08-Nov-12 15:01:12

It's being taken too seriously. Lettuce live and let live I say.

UltraBOF Thu 08-Nov-12 15:04:42

No, he had to bring the case. It's important to beetroot to yourself.

TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat Thu 08-Nov-12 15:06:14

He's peppered himself for a big fight.

TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat Thu 08-Nov-12 15:07:44

I know his ex boss. He said there wasn't mushroom for the both of them.

BupcakesAndCunting Thu 08-Nov-12 15:08:04

Well, I heard a rumour he got sacked because the boss found him cabbaged in the stock room wine

UltraBOF Thu 08-Nov-12 15:08:18

It's sad really. Must a mango to court to uphold his rights?

AppleCatchers Thu 08-Nov-12 15:11:40

Its BERRY sad he hasnt got a POD to piss in!

BupcakesAndCunting Thu 08-Nov-12 15:11:49

I bet he can't wait until this whole ordeal is dead and berried.

farrowandballs Thu 08-Nov-12 15:13:10

I heard they've given his job to a Kiwi

MackerelOfFact Thu 08-Nov-12 15:15:47

Hopefully he'll find something with a much bigger celery.

MackerelOfFact Thu 08-Nov-12 15:17:21

If he loses, he can always take them to an a-peel.

UltraBOF Thu 08-Nov-12 15:17:32

He'd be better off doing something arty. Chokes me up to think of him unemployed.

TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat Thu 08-Nov-12 15:18:39

I know BOF, he's beans so depressed ever since.

Viviennemary Thu 08-Nov-12 15:19:23

If he wins his case it'll certainly be a turnip for the books.

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