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sunchowder Fri 12-Sep-03 14:34:25

I just received this from a friend at my company, I thought it was great :

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your Desk and label it "In."

5. Put Decaf In the Coffee Maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their Caffeine Addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field of all your Checks, write "For Sexual Favors."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, Skip rather than Walk.

10. Ask people what Sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify at the Drive-through window, your order Is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a Poetry Recital and ask Why the Poems don't rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical sounds all day.

15 Five days In advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their Party because you're "Not In The Mood."

16. Have your Co-workers address you by your Wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the Parking Lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send this E-mail to someone to make them's called Therapy.

M2T Fri 12-Sep-03 14:44:06

That's brilliant!

I have seen something slightly similar in my last job. We used to play this game for points.

1 point:
*walking around with one trouser leg tucked into sock
*Calling everyone you meet Bob.

5 points:
*After a meeting announce that for a change it would be nice to end with a song (extra points for actually singing)
*When in the lift, start slapping your head and say " SHUT UP SHUT UP!! OH GOD WHY DO THEY COME TO ME TO DIE!!!???"

And loads more varying between 1 and 5 points. They were hilarious! My colleague alway won though.... she was mental.

ForestFly Fri 12-Sep-03 14:44:28

Thanks for that its good, ill definetly try the what sex are you thing when im out tonight , on second thoughts i dont want to get beaten

Janstar Fri 12-Sep-03 14:45:03


ghengis Fri 12-Sep-03 14:55:15

Haven't laughed so much for ages! Oh to have the nerve...!

Fruitloop Fri 12-Sep-03 15:48:53

fruitloop falls off her chair in laughter

Jenie Fri 12-Sep-03 15:52:33

Jemma7 Fri 12-Sep-03 15:54:12

I like 14 - counds like something my Dp would do if he worked in an office!
Well done sunny Made me laugh!

Angeliz Fri 12-Sep-03 16:06:27


sunchowder Fri 12-Sep-03 21:22:29

Oh Gosh!! I am so glad you like it....blush, blush, fluttering her eyelids.....

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