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starshaker Thu 11-Aug-05 22:44:08

DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END...ITS PRICELESS!

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 10 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.

Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death

starshaker Thu 11-Aug-05 22:50:43

i think its great

wheresmyfroggy Thu 11-Aug-05 22:51:20

It tickled me too

starshaker Thu 11-Aug-05 22:52:33

im the 1 second in line lol

moondog Thu 11-Aug-05 22:52:43

lol!
Wonderd wher you were these days ss. Maybe just haven't been on the same threads. Hpw is your dd?

starshaker Thu 11-Aug-05 22:53:33

shes great not been on that much as got a new job which dd comes with me it cant get better than that

steffee Thu 11-Aug-05 22:54:32

moondog Thu 11-Aug-05 22:56:37

Nope it doesn't. You're very lucky!

starshaker Thu 11-Aug-05 22:58:06

and i get to look after 2 lovely wee girls which means alana will get to grow up with some company

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