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ONESTONE .......... Joke

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ronniebaby Wed 10-Aug-05 23:26:22

There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named
because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I wil l kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young
woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone. " He jumped
up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????............................

OH, come on... take a guess!

Think about it.

And the moral is.

... You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!

Nbg Wed 10-Aug-05 23:33:22


edgetop Wed 10-Aug-05 23:33:52

that is funny

ronniebaby Sat 13-Aug-05 19:59:52

sometimes we have a good un

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