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Ageing Mildred

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tiffini Fri 29-Jul-05 15:03:07

Ageing Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was getting more and more
despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, she decided to
just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to
get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the
decision to shoot herself in the heart,since it was so badly broken anyway.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden
someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly
where the heart would be on a woman.The doctor said, "Your heart would be just
below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the local
hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee

lunachic Fri 29-Jul-05 15:04:08


tarantula Fri 29-Jul-05 15:06:12

lunachic Fri 29-Jul-05 15:07:14

god im slow

tarantula Fri 29-Jul-05 15:08:13

lol Its Friday afternoon LC so prefectly permissible. My brain is today.

sweetmonkey Fri 29-Jul-05 15:12:32

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