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Girls Night Out

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SPARKLER1 Thu 23-Jun-05 17:04:41

Two women are walking home after a girlie night out.
They are very drunk and as the walk home is taking some time due to their state they find themselves desperate for a wee.

At this moment they are passing a church and decide to relieve themselves behind the headstones in the graveyard. As th ey finish they both realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with so the first woman decides to use her knickers and throw them away.

The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to
lose them, but then she notices a new grave nearby with lots of new fresh flowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with thick soft ribbon. 'Just the job' she decides and without another thought duly pulls the bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself.

Their task completed the women continue staggering home.

Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of
the second - " We need to keep an eye on our wives, Mine came home with
no knickers on last night!"

"You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband "M y wife
came home last night with a card stuck up her bum that said, "We'll never forget you - From all the lads at the Fire Station"

MarsLady Thu 23-Jun-05 17:25:02


Orinoco Thu 23-Jun-05 21:12:36

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SPARKLER1 Thu 23-Jun-05 21:19:24

a friend sent me this one. Wasn't quite sure to think at first - a bit insensitive joking about things like this in a graveyard - but I guess you have to see the funny side too.

pleaserewind Thu 23-Jun-05 21:43:13

hahaha i like that one

lucy5 Thu 23-Jun-05 22:00:54

hee hee hee

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