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AnotherHelen Wed 22-Jun-05 14:49:26

Just read this and had to share!

The Wash Cloth:
> [There is not a woman alive today who won't
crack up over this!]
> I was due for an appointment with the
gynecologist later in the
>Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me
>that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
9:30am. I had only just
>packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45 am.
>The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I
didn't have any time
> As most women do, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene
>when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
to be able to make
>the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my
pajamas, wet the
>that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a
quick wash in "that
>area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw
the washcloth in
>clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my
> I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes
when I was called
>in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I
hopped up on the table,
>looked over at the other side of the room and
pretended that I was in
>or some other place a million miles away. I was a
little surprised when
>doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this
morning, haven't we?"
>I didn't respond...
> After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief
and went home. The
>rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning,
cooking, etc. After
>school when my six year old daughter was playing, she
called out from the
>bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
> I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
> She replied, "No, I need the one that was here
by the sink, it had
>all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Helen xxx
Leah 29 weeks today! X

TrophyWife Wed 22-Jun-05 14:51:32


QueenOfQuotes Wed 22-Jun-05 14:53:36


jessicasmummy Wed 22-Jun-05 14:54:08

very good....

SPARKLER1 Thu 23-Jun-05 17:08:31


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