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Two drunks in a bar

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FlamingoBingo Sun 18-Oct-09 11:51:44

It's closing time, and two drunks are getting ready to leave the bar.

‘God, I hate getting home at this hour. All I want to do is take my shoes off and crawl into bed, but my wife always nags me for what seems like hours’

‘Sneaking's not the way to do it! Try slamming the front door, stomping upstairs, and yelling 'Hey baby, let's have sex'. When I do that, my wife always pretends she's sound asleep’.

aWitchForLifeNotJustHalloween Sun 18-Oct-09 11:53:21

pmsl grin

Geocentric Sun 18-Oct-09 12:17:05

Love it!!!! (would work on me... wink)

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