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i hate my job!!!

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Titania Sun 12-Jun-05 12:25:09

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins ...............

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



"Every Rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."


HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!

jampots Sun 12-Jun-05 12:40:26

hahahaha PMSL Titania!

MarsLady Sun 12-Jun-05 13:24:19

ROFL

Titania Sun 12-Jun-05 22:07:43

Titania Tue 21-Jun-05 12:13:21

just bumping this one

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