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dillydally Thu 09-Jun-05 16:31:59

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the
only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and
Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I
tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at
the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected
each other they caused
severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2003. Shortly after this upgrade,
however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten
them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter,
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and
Hairstyle Express which
needs to be reinstalled every sixth week.
Also, when Wife1.0 attaches itself to my Porsche911 or MercedesEstate
hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother In Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2004 , but there could be problems.

A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife1.0 detects Mistress 2004 , it tends to delete all of Money before uninstalling itself.

Please advise ASAP Technical Support urgently required.

dillydally Thu 09-Jun-05 16:39:19


starshaker Thu 09-Jun-05 16:51:25

lol my dad sent this to me a while ago and its pretty much his life story very funny though (does that make u feel better dd)

dillydally Thu 09-Jun-05 16:53:24

My neediness never wanes

irishbird Thu 09-Jun-05 16:54:14

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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