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southeastastra Fri 02-Oct-09 20:25:59

Q: Three men in a boat have some cigarettes but no matches. How do they light their cigarettes?

A: They throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter.

mamalovesmojitos Fri 02-Oct-09 22:13:51


ChunkyKitKat Wed 14-Oct-09 14:24:38

A brain walks into a pub.

He asks for a whisky and a pint of lager.

The barperson says "you can have the lager but not the whisky."

The brain is annoyed and asks "why can't I have the whisky?"

The barperson answers "because you're out of your head already, mate."

Will tell that one later, South.

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