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What religion is your bra?

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MarsLady Tue 07-Jun-05 18:36:45

What Religion is your Bra?
>>>>A man walked into the ladies department of a Sears and shyly walked up
>>>>to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
>>>>wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man,
>>>>"There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she
>>>>showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material
>>>>imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
>>>>only four types of bras to choose from. " Relieved, the man asked about
>>>>the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation
>>>>Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you
>>>>prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences
>>>>between them.
>>>>The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
>>>>The Catholic type supports the masses.
>>>>The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
>>>>The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
>>>>The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. "
>>>>Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
>>>>letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't
>>>>figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became
>>>>{A} Almost Boobs..
>>>>{B} Barely there.
>>>>{C} Can't Complain!
>>>>{ D} Dang!
>>>>{DD} Double dang!
>>>>{E} Enormous!
>>>>{F} Fake.
>>>>{G} Get a Reduction.
>>>>{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

German bra: Holtzemfromfloppen!

swivellyscooter Tue 07-Jun-05 18:39:53

@ marslady!

Do you like my new name btw??!!

noddyholder Tue 07-Jun-05 18:40:00

mine is kabballah- takes all my money but looks good in publc

TrophyWife Tue 07-Jun-05 18:40:10


MarsLady Tue 07-Jun-05 18:42:00

whenever I see your "proper" name it reminds me of DS's school.

I quite like this new name of your QE. Perhaps you should keep it!?!

swivellyscooter Tue 07-Jun-05 18:45:43

Do you really think I should keep it ML??

I wouldn't want people to think I was trippetty trapetty or anyfink!

BTW I have almost mastered the triple salko equivalent on an office chair across the kitchen!! dh has been in stitches all day. Lucky him, I've been in stitches since my op last week!!

MarsLady Tue 07-Jun-05 18:46:43

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it!

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