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i will survive

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stitch Sat 28-May-05 10:28:51

COME ON GIRLS SING IT OUT LOUD
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> At first I was afraid,
> >>> I was petrified,
> >>> When you said you had 10 inches
> >>> Lord I almost died,
> >>> But I'd spent oh so many yrs
> >>> just waiting for a man that long,
> >>> That I Grew strong,
> >>> And I knew that I could take you on. . .
> >>> But there you are,
> >>> Another lie,
> >>> I was ready for a big mac
> >>> and you've bought me a French fry, I should have known that it
> >>>was bullshit, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there
> >>>was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Go on now go,
> >>> Walk out the door,
> >>> Don't you promise me 10 inches
> >>> then turn up with only 4,
> >>> Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you
> >>>know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> (Chorus)
> >>> I will survive,
> >>> I will survive,
> >>> Cos as long as I have batteries,
> >>> My sex life is gonna thrive,
> >>> I will always have good sex
> >>> with a handful of latex,
> >>> I will survive,
> >>> I will survive. . .hey . hey
> >>>
> >>> It took all my self control
> >>> not to laugh out loud,
> >>> When I saw your little weiner
> >>> standing tall and proud,
> >>> But to hell with all your ego's
> >>> and to hell with all your Needs,
> >>> Now I'm saving all my lovin
> >>> for a cordless multispeed,
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Go on now go,
> >>> Just Make a dash,
> >>> Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone run
nude

> >>> hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for
> >>> referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at
> >>> me.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Go on now go,
> >>> Just hit the track,
> >>> Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll always throw them
> >>>back, The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as
> >>>yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick & Dip it in tomato
sauce.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> (Chorus)
> >>> I will survive,
> >>> I will survive,
> >>> Cos as long as I have batteries,
> >>> My sex life is gonna thrive,
> >>> I will always have good sex
> >>> with a handful of latex,
> >>> I will survive,
> >>> I will survive. . .hey . hey
> >>>
> >>> Go on now go,
> >>> Get out of my sight,
> >>> I'm going back to my appliance,
> >>> Cos I know it's length is right,
> >>> And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be
counting

> >>> up your inches as you pick them off the floor.
> >>> Go on now Go!
> >>>

MarsLady Sat 28-May-05 10:33:08

PMSL

I had to "sing" the entire thing in my head, lots of children about. Fantastic!

tillykins Sat 28-May-05 11:10:38

jampots Sat 28-May-05 11:15:35

I usd to work with Gladstone Small's sister - not sure how she'd react to her db's name cropping up in lyrics like these

Louise1980 Sat 28-May-05 12:42:14

PMSL I once had a bloke tell me he was 4 and I thought he was lying! He wasnt!

fostermum Sun 29-May-05 10:45:30

i love it!!!!!!

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