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Never lie to your Mother!!

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oooggs Sat 08-Aug-09 21:34:38

Peter invited his mother for dinner. During the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just flat mates'.

About a week later Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan. You don't suppose she took it do you?'

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure,' said Peter.

So he sat down and wrote . . .

DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE,

PETER.

Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read . . .

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE,

MUM

Lesson of the day,

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER.

liahgen Sat 08-Aug-09 21:36:12

excellent.

NorthernLurker Sat 08-Aug-09 22:03:25

Fantastic!

HecatesTwopenceworth Sat 08-Aug-09 22:09:27

grin

runnyhabbit Sun 09-Aug-09 08:07:26

pmslgrin

whomovedmychocolate Sun 09-Aug-09 08:26:03

LOL grin

ScarletBandit Mon 10-Aug-09 11:31:21

grin

cocolepew Mon 10-Aug-09 11:32:25

grin

Tommy Mon 10-Aug-09 11:42:16

lol grin

edam Mon 10-Aug-09 11:50:08

sent this to my Mum (who really enjoyed it). grin

Webme1 Wed 23-Sep-09 02:51:39

I had not heard this joke before. It made me laugh. One to repeat!

ben5 Wed 23-Sep-09 02:58:03

smile that has made me laugh!!!!!!! a good thing to start the day

TishTosh21 Fri 25-Sep-09 16:06:43

LOL

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