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Mothernature Fri 06-May-05 10:58:56

Q:What key has legs and can't open doors?
A:A Turkey

Q:If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Q:Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A:Because they use such FOWL language

Q:Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A:Yes - a building can't jump at all

Q:What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A:Plymouth Rock

Q:Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A:Because he had the drumsticks

Q:Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A:To keep his wigwam

Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

anorak Fri 06-May-05 11:00:49

Groan...welcome back mothernature!

You should open a cracker factory!

Mothernature Fri 06-May-05 11:04:17

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