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A Jewish joke. No flames please. I am (sort of) so I can.

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bubble99 Thu 21-Apr-05 22:40:42

Rose and Millie meet in the park.

Rose - So, how's life Millie?

Millie - Terrible! Sidney bought me flowers yesterday.

Rose - What! Your husband buys you flowers and you're complaining?

Millie - Rose, you don't know what I have to do when he buys me flowers.

Rose - What do you have to do?

Millie - When my husband buys me flowers I have to lie on my back with my legs in the air.

Rose - What! You don't have a vase?

Mud Thu 21-Apr-05 22:44:10

not a particularly jewish joke is it?

but funny

Willow2 Thu 21-Apr-05 22:54:56

I laughed x

bubble99 Thu 21-Apr-05 23:05:26

Mud. It needs to be said in a Bronxy/Yiddish accent. Think Joan Rivers.

Miaou Thu 21-Apr-05 23:06:01

lol bubble!

hub2dee Thu 21-Apr-05 23:24:31

bubble99 Thu 21-Apr-05 23:53:16

hub. How's the garden?

JoolsToo Thu 21-Apr-05 23:56:49

hub2dee Fri 22-Apr-05 08:01:45

wotcha bub, I took out lots of houseplants for a 'holiday' in the sun yesterday. Bit of digging. Bit of faffing. Need to get my planting plan frozen and then order all the plants in !

I've finished the lard landscaping at the front (small) and back (medium), so now it's just lighting / planting / irrigation to finish off nicely. Have a terrible habit of not finishing stuff. Must improve.

Front garden (small) looked like a mucky building site for YEARS. Must have driven all our lovely neighbours mad. Now it is a blaze of colour and scent and everyone stops to comment !

User KatieMac suggested a source of cheap(er) tree ferns (B&Q) so may track one down in the next week or so... have had an image in my head of walking down path under tree fonds, lost in the semi-tropics of N. London for several years

Hope you're gonna read those notes today / tomorrow.

Mud Fri 22-Apr-05 09:47:16

"lard landscaping" ... mmm the mind boggles

ks Fri 22-Apr-05 09:55:49

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Marina Fri 22-Apr-05 09:58:52

bubble thank you for that. I picture Maureen Lipman in there somewhere.

hub2dee Fri 22-Apr-05 14:12:14

Mud. What a typo !!!!!!!!

LOL.

ks Fri 22-Apr-05 14:13:32

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