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The Genie

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MarsLady Tue 19-Apr-05 23:40:22

The Genie In A Bottle

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if
she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.

I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See
this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I
want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will
bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after
being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I
don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is
what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f-cking map again."

hunkermunker Tue 19-Apr-05 23:41:55


MarsLady Wed 20-Apr-05 11:06:09

deserves a little bump

hunkermunker Wed 20-Apr-05 13:42:35

JoolsToo Wed 20-Apr-05 13:43:57


swiperfox Wed 20-Apr-05 13:44:43


Spacecadet Sun 24-Apr-05 20:47:48


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