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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was fined for littering.8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.12. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'14. I wondered why the cricket ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his mother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.20. A backward poet writes inverse. 21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste for religion. 23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
This is a mercy post, nothing more.
Is it wrong to laugh?
Sidge, are you currently tied to a chair?Is there a five year old boy in charge of your laptop?
Well I laughed!Sniggerdoon my FIL sent those to me. He's definitely not 5
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