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DelGirl Sat 02-Apr-05 20:38:49

I hope it doesn't offend anyone!

A sad tale!
>>
>>A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. She
>>had been missing for a few hours. With the worst premonition, he read it
>>with trembling hands.
>>
>>Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you
>>that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so
>>nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big
>>motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we
>>will be very happy in his caravan in the forest. He wants to have many
>>more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
>>
>>I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
>>for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the
>>cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for
>>science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
>>
>>Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
>>his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn
>>£50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the
>>scene, and an extra £100 if they use the donkey.
>>
>>Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.
>>
>>Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
>>
>>Your loving daughter, Julie
>>
>>
>>p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just
>>wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND
>>GETTING BEATEN BY FRANCE, IRELAND AND WALES!!!!
>>

SPARKLER1 Sat 02-Apr-05 20:40:13

- fantastic. Don't you go reading too many funny things now you - you could set things off!!!!

DelGirl Sat 02-Apr-05 20:40:51

thanks sparkler - had 2nd thoughts now, do you think I should get it deleted

SPARKLER1 Sat 02-Apr-05 20:43:02

No it's funny. I meant I didn't want you to go into labour!!

DelGirl Sat 02-Apr-05 20:46:52

I know, just off to soak in the bath and bury my head. I've emailed mn to delete it now cos it's not quite appropriate is it but I did think it was funny at the time.

Miaou Sat 02-Apr-05 20:48:44

(Quick hijack)Helloooo Delgirl, was wondering where/how you are

stitch Sat 02-Apr-05 20:48:50

pmsl

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