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tastierladyhawk Fri 25-Mar-05 10:01:36

SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY [GRIN]
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The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.

The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then blushes.

The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.

The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.

The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.

The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed

I REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE [GRIN]

tastierladyhawk Fri 25-Mar-05 19:37:16



i must be the only person on MN that has started and killed her own thread

coppertop Fri 25-Mar-05 19:39:28

PMSL!!!!

How could I resist a thread about my ds1's favourite subject?

SeaShells Fri 25-Mar-05 19:41:00

My dp is definately the sadistic person!

As for me... I'm none, I don't do that, I'm a lady!

coppertop Fri 25-Mar-05 19:43:27

Dh is definitely the Sadistic Person. Sadly ds2 (2yrs) is the Unfortunate Person - but thankfully is still in nappies.

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