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Mothernature Thu 24-Mar-05 11:50:00

1st thief : Oh The police is here.Quick Jumpout of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry this is no time for superstitions.


Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?


Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this
train to KualaLumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.


Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair
of the same at home.


Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
the game went into extra time.


Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

anorak Thu 24-Mar-05 12:08:06

jampots Thu 24-Mar-05 12:15:41

PsychoFlame Thu 24-Mar-05 12:17:48

from psycho
from flame

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