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Guiness Book of Records.. Got this from my sis this morning

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MunchedTooManyMarsLady Wed 02-Mar-05 09:33:56

A little joke

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.

"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,

"Who is Camilla Parker-Bowles?

oops, xx

Mothernature Wed 02-Mar-05 09:35:38

3mummy Wed 02-Mar-05 11:50:46

Still giggling, thanks

MunchedTooManyMarsLady Wed 02-Mar-05 21:09:37

worth a little bump............

SPARKLER1 Wed 02-Mar-05 21:12:55


MunchedTooManyMarsLady Tue 08-Mar-05 19:30:11

for those who fancy a giggle.... a little bumpity bump

thedogmother Tue 08-Mar-05 19:35:02

Thanks Mars, missed it first time round.


kama Tue 08-Mar-05 19:36:49

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