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happymerryberries Mon 28-Feb-05 19:01:12

>>Delia's Way
>>To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
>>potatoes.
>>The Real Woman's Way
>>Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
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>>Delia's Way
>>When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the
>>dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside
>>of the cake.
>>The Real Woman's Way
>>Tesco's sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
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>>Delia's Way
>>If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop
>>in a potato slice.
>>The Real Woman's Way
>>If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh*t.
>>Your family will eat it and be grateful for it, no matter how bad it
>>tastes.
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>>Delia's Way
>>Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting it in the refrigerator and
>>it will keep for weeks.
>>The Real Woman's Way
>>It could keep forever for all I care. Who eats it anyway?
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>>Delia's Way
>>Brush some beaten egg white over piecrusts before baking to give
>>beautiful glossy finish.
>>The Real Woman's Way
>>Sainsbury's frozen pie directions do not include time-wasting
>>instructions to brush anything over anything.
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>>Delia's Way
>>Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
>>forehead. The throbbing will go away.
>>The Real Woman's Way
>>Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8
>>ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. The throbbing won't matter any more.
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>>Delia's Way
>>If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
>>gloves.
>>They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
>>The Real Woman's Way
>>What do you think men are for?
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>>Delia's Way
>>Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and
>>sauces.
>>The Real Woman's Way
>>Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!!

Whizzz Mon 28-Feb-05 19:02:22

ROFL

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