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As I mature.......

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amynnixmum Mon 28-Feb-05 10:29:33

Got sent this and it made me smile


As I mature...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just ashles.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others. They're more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for our actions, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something in your house isn't working, one of the kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Mothernature Mon 28-Feb-05 10:49:32

amynnixmum Mon 28-Feb-05 17:48:43

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KateandtheGirls Mon 28-Feb-05 18:23:20

Made me smile, and then the last one made me cry.

amynnixmum Mon 28-Feb-05 18:27:11

Sorry Kate
It was meant to make people smile.

KateandtheGirls Mon 28-Feb-05 18:27:39

It did! Don't worry!

amynnixmum Mon 28-Feb-05 18:28:07

Good

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