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Furball Thu 24-Feb-05 20:09:37

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own brand of condoms,
but keep the same marketing slogans...?

SAINSBURY'S CONDOMS - MAKING LIFE TASTE BETTER

TESCO CONDOMS - EVERY LITTLE HELPS

NIKE CONDOMS - JUST DO IT

PEUGEOT CONDOMS - THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE

GALAXY CONDOMS - WHY HAVE RUBBER WHEN YOU CAN HAVE SILK

KFC CONDOMS - FINGER LICKING GOOD

SAFEWAY CONDOMS - LIGHTENING THE LOAD

ABBEY NATIONAL CONDOMS - BECAUSE LIFE IS COMPLICATED ENOUGH

COCA COLA CONDOMS - THE REAL THING

DURACELL CONDOMS - KEEP GOING AND GOING

PRINGLES CONDOMS - ONCE YOU POP, YOU CAN'T STOP

BURGER KING CONDOMS - HOME OF THE WHOPPER

GOODYEAR CONDOMS - FOR A LONG RIDE GO WIDE

F CUK CONDOMS - NO COMMENT REQUIRED

MULLER LIGHT CONDOMS - SO MUCH PLEASURE, BUT WHERE'S THE PAIN

HALFORDS CONDOMS - WE GO THE EXTRA MILE

ON-DIGITAL CONDOMS - PLUG AND PLAY

ROYAL MAIL CONDOMS - I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU

ANDREX CONDOMS - SOFT, STRONG AND VERY VERY LONG

RENAULT CONDOMS - SIZE REALLY DOES MATTER

RONSEAL CONDOMS - DOES EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN

RONSEAL QUICK-DRYING CONDOMS - IT'S DRY AND WATERPROOF IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES

DOMESTOS CONDOMS - GETS RIGHT UNDER THE RIM

HEINEKEN CONDOMS - REACHES PARTS THAT OTHER CONDOMS JUST CANNOT REACH

CARLSBERG CONDOMS - PROBABLY THE BEST CONDOMS IN THE WORLD

AA CONDOMS - THE 4TH EMERGENCY SERVICE

PEPPERAMI CONDOMS - IT'S A BIT OF AN ANIMAL

POLO CONDOMS - THE CONDOM WITH THE HOLE (VERY POOR SELLER)

toomanypushchairs Thu 24-Feb-05 20:14:09

lol, excellent, will show dh when he comes home!

jessicasmummy Thu 24-Feb-05 20:18:49

SO FUNNY - PMSL!

jessicasmummy Thu 24-Feb-05 20:21:24

B&Q Condoms - you can do it if u b&q condom it?!

WigWamBam Thu 24-Feb-05 20:22:50

CBeebies condoms - Another Way To Play
Microsoft condoms - Where Do You Want To Go Today?
McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' It
Hippy Condoms - Up Tight, Outta Sight and In The Groove

BEKsmum Thu 24-Feb-05 20:24:02

Fantastic pmsl , will send these to some friends if you don't mind?

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