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what is your primary schooler's fave joke?

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dinny Tue 09-Sep-08 13:07:56

dd thinks all my suggestions are rubbish!

Romy7 Tue 09-Sep-08 13:10:20

man goes to see doctor wearing nothing but cling film.
doctor: 'i can clearly see you're/ your nuts.'
it's appalling. but they both laugh like drains.

Mutt Tue 09-Sep-08 13:11:10

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frogs Tue 09-Sep-08 13:11:46

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea wee'd.

Aimsmum Tue 09-Sep-08 13:12:11

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Romy7 Tue 09-Sep-08 13:15:08

why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because the chicken hadn't been invented yet.

dinny Tue 09-Sep-08 13:15:58

ha ha. all v good - keep 'em coming!

frogs Tue 09-Sep-08 13:16:04

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cows say Moo, not Who.

Arf.

zippitippitoes Tue 09-Sep-08 13:17:47

why did the baker have smelly hands

because he kneaded a poo

MingMingtheWonderPet Tue 09-Sep-08 13:17:48

DS = 'What's your name?'
Answer = 'Fred' (or whatever)
DS = 'What's this' (points at nose)
Answer = 'Nose'
DS = 'What have I got in my hand' (show empyt hand)
Answer 'Nothing'

DS Ha Ha Ha 'Fred nose/knows nothing'

Sooooo rubbish!

medogsarebarking Tue 09-Sep-08 13:17:57

DD is only 3 and doesn't really understand how a joke should be funny. Hence, her fave joke is:

"Where do you weigh a whale?"

"at the train station" (collapses in fits of giggles)

hmm grin

OneLieIn Tue 09-Sep-08 13:19:53

Shall I tell you the joke about the high walls?

You'll never get over it!

wessexgirl Tue 09-Sep-08 13:22:39

grin, medogs, I get a fair few of those from dd2, who is also 3.

Dd1 (just started Reception) told me today that if you got the measles, and then you got a cold as well, you'd have the sneezles (before collapsing into fits of giggles). Not bad for 4, I thought!

tamarto Tue 09-Sep-08 13:26:25

knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?

ad infinitum

knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana hmm

MingMingtheWonderPet Tue 09-Sep-08 13:27:38

Might well let DS read this thread, he would be falling over laughing!

MingMingtheWonderPet Tue 09-Sep-08 13:28:38

DS would love this

Sidge Tue 09-Sep-08 13:32:24

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What goes ooooooooo?

A cow with no lips.

Blu Tue 09-Sep-08 13:35:04

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork chop (delivered with cartoon karate chop acting)

misselizabethbennett Tue 09-Sep-08 13:36:36

DS loves to tell this one:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupring cow.
The interrupting cow w...
MOO!

Mutt Tue 09-Sep-08 13:38:03

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PandaG Tue 09-Sep-08 13:40:36

darn, Zippi got there first with DS's fav joke - he tells it brown rather than smelly hands. He is nearly 9 btw,I am not sure I would have let him tell it much younger !

bigmouthstrikesagain Tue 09-Sep-08 13:43:26

My ds (4) has been coming up with his own material I am not sure he quite understands the concept of jokes yet but he finds them hilarious[hmmm] eg. "How did the Sheep get to the hedge?" - "A cow!!" - cue hysterical laughter - surreal

OrmIrian Tue 09-Sep-08 13:46:30

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was holding the first monkey's hand.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game.

DS#1's own work hmm Bit odd really, but then again he is quite odd. I like it.

WingsofaAngel Tue 09-Sep-08 13:56:26

Ds2 (5) loves this joke.

Child:'Teacher teacher I need a wee.'
Teacher: 'Say you alphabet first'
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: 'Where's the P'
Child: 'Half way down my leg.'

Lovingthepink Tue 09-Sep-08 13:58:01

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9........ I hear that one a lot!!

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