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DH just told me a joke - funny or not, you decide!

(9 Posts)
MaureenMLove Wed 16-Jul-08 21:12:59

'One of my mates is getting married to a girl from Switzerland. She sounds just perfect. She can iron, stack the dishwasher, cook and give me a blow job, all at the same time.'

'Really', I say.

'Yes' he says, 'she's a Swiss Army Wife'

FromGirders Wed 16-Jul-08 21:13:48

Snort, groan.

Pavlovthecat Wed 16-Jul-08 21:14:46

ROFL oh I like that <chortles off>

Goober Wed 16-Jul-08 21:15:28

SHIT

wink

MaureenMLove Wed 16-Jul-08 21:16:35

Don't you bloody well swear on my thread, young lady. Who the f*ck do you think you are? wink grin

Goober Wed 16-Jul-08 21:20:29

Right that fucking does it you stuck up bitch.
I'm on the bus now and I'm coming to get you!
I have a wet t-towel and you are up for a right arse-whooping!

CUNT!

MaureenMLove Wed 16-Jul-08 21:24:24

grin LOL @ arse-whooping!

Goober Wed 16-Jul-08 21:29:05

c k o f f

Shorty84 Wed 20-Aug-08 12:15:17

Funny funny ha

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