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'One of my mates is getting married to a girl from Switzerland. She sounds just perfect. She can iron, stack the dishwasher, cook and give me a blow job, all at the same time.''Really', I say.'Yes' he says, 'she's a Swiss Army Wife'
ROFL oh I like that <chortles off>
Don't you bloody well swear on my thread, young lady. Who the f*ck do you think you are?
Right that fucking does it you stuck up bitch.I'm on the bus now and I'm coming to get you!I have a wet t-towel and you are up for a right arse-whooping!CUNT!
LOL @ arse-whooping!
c k o f f
Funny funny ha
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