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amynnixmum Wed 26-Jan-05 11:55:25

Just got sent this and it made me and LOL so though I'd share it.

A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moment in listener's lives.

The final four were:

_4th Place_
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck.
I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself, right now, she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's willie last night.'
After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening.Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank, with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the door closed behind me were screams of laughter."

_3rd Place_
"It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over
for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride down to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed.
When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on as a whole crowd of people yelled SURPRISE'.
My entire family - parents, and parents, aunts, uncles, cousins as well as my friends, were standing there. My girlfriend and I were frozen on the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.
Since then, no one in my family has planned any surprise parties.

_2nd Place_
A lady picked up several items at a discount store.When she finally got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out across the store for everyone to hear, "Price check for Tampax supersize". But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks', and replied in a business like tone, his voice booming over the same public address system: "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the
kind of one you belt in with a hammer?"

_1st Place_ And the winner is . . .
This happened at a major Australian University, during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?" The professor responded, "yes, that's correct", adding some statistical data to his lecture. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books, and without another word, walked out of the class - and never returned.
However, as she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question. "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat."

Mothernature Wed 26-Jan-05 12:00:50

snort pmsl.......

Hausfrau Wed 26-Jan-05 12:02:34

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

nailpolish Wed 26-Jan-05 12:04:02

thanks for that - just the tonic i needed to cheer myself up!!

redsky Wed 26-Jan-05 12:04:03

ROFL

moomincat Wed 26-Jan-05 15:54:16

FrenchGirl Wed 26-Jan-05 16:00:06

have sent to dh

Bella23 Wed 26-Jan-05 16:07:00

Classic

amynnixmum Wed 26-Jan-05 18:05:12

Thought I'd bump this as it is just about the only thing that has made me smile today.

Wondermom Thu 27-Jan-05 23:34:57

I've actually told this story already, on a 'funny things your kids say' thread but thought I'd share it with you...
My 5 year old DD asked my MIL if she had a 'front botty' Then said "my Mummy hasn't...She's got one of those beardy things" !!!
OMG.

joash Thu 27-Jan-05 23:37:27

Actually heard 1st, 2nd and third before - still make me laugh though.

SPARKLER1 Sat 29-Jan-05 11:18:25

Brilliant - the one about the Tampax made me LOL!

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