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DIET TO COPE WITH STRESS

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sparkler Tue 31-Jul-07 21:24:32

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that
builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit, slice whole-wheat toast, 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach, 1 cup herbal tea, 1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the Penguins from the packet, 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream, chocolate topping

DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)2 loaves garlic bread, 1 family size Supreme pizza, 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER

'Stressed' spelled backwards is desserts

Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms.

Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10kgs.

IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs.

Here's some advice for you, Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the
Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel

pinkspottywellies Tue 31-Jul-07 22:25:34

cylon Wed 01-Aug-07 17:26:16

fantastic

sparkler Wed 01-Aug-07 17:49:50

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