Talk

Advanced search

Diet for stressed women

(5 Posts)
Ladymuck Fri 27-Jul-07 15:04:16

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST

* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
* 1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER

* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"

Here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot,
A bottle of Chardonay , a bottle of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of The Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel

whomovedmychocolate Fri 27-Jul-07 19:39:31

ROFLMAO!

PersonalClown Fri 27-Jul-07 19:42:03

This is going to be my new diet!
You should market it, you'll make a fortune!

Leati Fri 27-Jul-07 19:53:34

This is too funny. Great stuff.

BounceTiggerBounce Sat 28-Jul-07 14:07:39

pmsl

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now