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daily mail random headline generator

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BocoBeak Thu 26-Jul-07 19:43:33

Whole minutes of fun.

I personally liked 'will the elderly rob the memory of diana blind?' and 'will single mothers destroy the countryside'.

foxinsocks Thu 26-Jul-07 19:46:28

did you want this link or are we generating them ourselves ?

ahundredtimes Thu 26-Jul-07 19:47:59

Ah now I understand. When I pressed the green button I got 'Could gypsies steal your mortgage?' which I rather liked.

Can't we make them up too? Let's do the Daily Mail and the Guardian.

BocoBeak Thu 26-Jul-07 19:48:11

Oh dear.

Yes, that's the one Fox, yes thank you, was just seeing if anyone was there at all. Well done.

FlameParakeet Thu 26-Jul-07 19:48:46

WILL GREENPEACE TAX THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

foxinsocks Thu 26-Jul-07 19:50:46

I thought the (real) headline in the Observer on Sunday was one of the worst I've seen in ages

'Blair aide's wife attacks police for 'Gestapo' tactics' (snigger)

I think for the Mail you need

'Lettuces Will Kill You'

and then something about them giving you cancer and a one sentence mention of the medical 'trial' that proved this.

ahundredtimes Thu 26-Jul-07 19:52:11

Yes for Mail: property/single parents/ attacks on civilization - especially rural way of living/children/persons in hoodies/immigrants/well everyone really.

choosyfloosy Thu 26-Jul-07 19:52:55

Mail from that link: Will The Unemployed Impregnate Your Mortgage?

Guardian from me:
'The long agony; 115,000 people of restricted growth in western Madagascar 'suffering' from 'growing pains''

ahundredtimes Thu 26-Jul-07 19:57:25

Ah.

BocoBeak Thu 26-Jul-07 20:20:15

The daily mail would be 'immigrants sordid plan to eat the elderly and ruin the countryside'

Guardian would be 'guatamalan tapestry welders in darlington face isolation as community centre closes'

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 22:39:05

I love this one

COULD TEENAGE SEX HURT YOUR PENSION?

UCM Sun 29-Jul-07 13:44:50

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WideWebWitch Sun 29-Jul-07 13:46:12

Fantastic! I got does Channel 4 strip the middle class of all dignity, lol.

WideWebWitch Sun 29-Jul-07 13:47:07

Abnd "Could peadophiles defraud your house? "

Saturn74 Sun 29-Jul-07 13:53:17

WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS IMPREGNATE THE QUEEN?

SpawnHorcrux Sun 29-Jul-07 13:57:16

COULD LESBIANS RUIN ENGLAND?

COULD NEW LABOUR IMPREGNATE MICHAEL HOWARD?

Have you seen the David Blunkett rhetoric generator?

globetrotterinvietnam Sun 29-Jul-07 14:35:07

WILL THE BBC GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER

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