simple jokes needed for my 7 year old ds to use in talent show ...
(64 Posts)DS7, who is mild aspergers, has put his name down to do the school talent show, he wants to tell jokes, trouble is he doesnt like any of mine and his current one he made up.....Why did the body cross the road......to get his head, wont I think get any laughs. He loves trains and animals so anything along those lines great. He likes knock knock stuff and why did the xxx cross the road and what do you get if you cross a xxx with a xxx sort of thing. Come on make me laugh! 
I like the one about that cat on the motorway. 
what do jellyfish get when they get married?
Jellybabies!!!
knock knock?
who's there?
dwayne
dwayne who?
dwayne the tub!! I'm dwowning!!!
knock knock?
who's there?
dr
dr who!!!
knock knock?
who's there?
boo
boo who?
there's no need to cry about it!!!
And the one on Chris Moyles this morning
"what do you call a one eyed deer?
No eye deer (no idea)
!!!!!
good Luck to your son!!
Oh!!! Pepsi, is your son's joke a variation on the "why did the skeleton cross the road?........to get to the body shop!!!!"
you gotta love the jokes on wotsits!!!
Where do cows go on a saturday night??
To the MOOOOOOOOvies
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