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simple jokes needed for my 7 year old ds to use in talent show ...
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pepsi
Wed 04-Jul-07 10:22:53
DS7, who is mild aspergers, has put his name down to do the school talent show, he wants to tell jokes, trouble is he doesnt like any of mine and his current one he made up.....Why did the body cross the road......to get his head, wont I think get any laughs. He loves trains and animals so anything along those lines great. He likes knock knock stuff and why did the xxx cross the road and what do you get if you cross a xxx with a xxx sort of thing. Come on make me laugh!
AnneJones
Wed 04-Jul-07 10:32:01
How does a cat go down the motorway?
aDad
Wed 04-Jul-07 10:37:09
What's the loudest pet?
ludaloo
Wed 04-Jul-07 10:39:31
Whats Orange and sounds like a parrot?
jura
Wed 04-Jul-07 10:44:27
Message withdrawn at poster's request.
nailpolish
Wed 04-Jul-07 10:47:46
why cant an elephant ride a bike?
pepsi
Wed 04-Jul-07 13:45:02
I like the one about that cat on the motorway.
geekgirl
Wed 04-Jul-07 13:46:13
what do jellyfish get when they get married?
KezzaG
Wed 04-Jul-07 13:47:23
whats brown and sticky
LaylaandSethsmum
Wed 04-Jul-07 13:49:51
Knock Knock
purpleduck
Wed 04-Jul-07 13:56:37
knock knock?
lemonaid
Wed 04-Jul-07 13:57:03
Who is the world's greatest underwater secret agent?
pepsi
Wed 04-Jul-07 13:57:08
Ah yes, remember the Atish who one now, excellent.
BettySpaghetti
Wed 04-Jul-07 13:58:44
Knock knock
purpleduck
Wed 04-Jul-07 13:58:49
Oh!!! Pepsi, is your son's joke a variation on the "why did the skeleton cross the road?........to get to the body shop!!!!"
Debbiethemum
Wed 04-Jul-07 14:01:57
What do you call a dinosaur with 1 eye
Debbiethemum
Wed 04-Jul-07 14:04:18
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Debbiethemum
Wed 04-Jul-07 14:05:12
Whats red and invisible?
yorkshirepudding
Wed 04-Jul-07 14:07:03
MamaMaiasaura
Wed 04-Jul-07 14:07:49
Where do cows go on a saturday night??
wurlywurly
Wed 04-Jul-07 14:08:06
why was the sand wet??
SquareSausage
Wed 04-Jul-07 14:11:39
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
saffy202
Wed 04-Jul-07 14:37:44
Why wouldn't the crab share his sweets?
Mellin
Wed 04-Jul-07 14:54:52
What's a funny book about eggs called?
HullaBalloo
Wed 04-Jul-07 15:01:22
Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 7 8 9 !
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