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Pinocchio gets a helping hand.

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whomovedmychocolate Tue 03-Jul-07 21:59:33

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

Idobelieveinfairies Tue 03-Jul-07 22:07:34

lol

charliecat Tue 03-Jul-07 22:09:59

pmsl

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