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the bacon tree

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elasticbandstand Tue 26-Jun-07 21:54:08

THE BACON TREE
>
> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close
> to
death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
inevitable,when all of a sudden...
> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".
"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".
> So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune
> and
there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
> There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you
can imagine!!
> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
> "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don't
> forget"
> "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of
> bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
> And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine
gun
> opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is
> mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn
> Pepe with his dying breath.
> "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"
> "Luis, Luis mi amigo..what ees eet?"
> "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree......
>
> Ees........
>
> Ees.....
>
>
> Ees.....
>
> Ees, a Ham Bush"
>

Pan Tue 26-Jun-07 22:20:51

Awful. As awful as you know it to be.

elasticbandstand Tue 26-Jun-07 22:39:09

chestnutty Sat 30-Jun-07 12:48:08

[groan]

ktmoomoo Sat 30-Jun-07 12:51:22

[groan] bad joke lol

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