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aintnobodygottimefodat Thu 12-Jan-17 22:38:30

Getting up close and personal with my husband... I grab his ahem erection and whisper "ooh what's this" in my most silky, seductive voice.

He replies with "That'll be my Phallic Matter" confused

So sexy.

Let's hear some of your mood killer moments grin

WhyIsThereHariboInMyWine Wed 26-Jul-17 15:38:57

My DP tried to seductively tell me right when I was about to finish that he wanted to go down on me.... so I need to shave more often.

Needless to say I was mortified and did enjoy myself one bit.

BeingATwatItsABingThing Wed 26-Jul-17 15:40:53

WhyIsThereHariboInMyWine shock

My DP wouldn't survive that!

ChasingHighs Wed 26-Jul-17 15:43:23

I hope you told your DP to jog on,Whyis.

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