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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?HalloumiWhat's the best cheese to hide a horse?Mascarpone Any more cheesy jokes!!
What cheese do you use to call a bear over?Camembert
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?There was de Brie everywhere
Which cheese society is secretly running the world? the Hallouminati
How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?He double Gloucester
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?Nacho cheese
What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?Nacho cheese..
What did the Queen say when someone threw cheese at her?How dairy!
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