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feelsosadtoday Wed 28-Dec-16 13:49:29

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi

What's the best cheese to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

Any more cheesy jokes!!

Soubriquet Wed 28-Dec-16 13:52:30

What cheese do you use to call a bear over?

Camembert

feelsosadtoday Wed 28-Dec-16 13:55:25

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

There was de Brie everywhere

Velocitractor Wed 28-Dec-16 14:00:41

Which cheese society is secretly running the world?

the Hallouminati

Velocitractor Wed 28-Dec-16 14:00:44

Which cheese society is secretly running the world?

the Hallouminati

Soubriquet Wed 28-Dec-16 14:01:34

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

KirstyJC Wed 28-Dec-16 14:01:41

What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

Nacho cheese

faceremovinghaircream Wed 28-Dec-16 14:02:20

What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese..

Soubriquet Wed 28-Dec-16 14:04:09

What did the Queen say when someone threw cheese at her?

How dairy!

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