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Modified book titles, the dafter the better, for our downstairs loo

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kweggie Wed 15-Jun-16 21:53:01

Having acquired a poster-sized sample of 'library' wallpaper, I have stuck it on the wall in the downstairs loo. The spines are blank, so having the maturity of a ten year old, I have amused myself by pencilling in 'modified' book titles on the spines with a pencil.
So far we have 'War and Piss' by Leo Toiletstoy, 'Gone With the Wind' and 'David Plopperfield'.

Suggestions, please?

Borisrules Sun 19-Jun-16 19:51:34

The life of poo?
Harry Potty and the philosophical turd?
50 shades of diarrhoea?

phoebe69b Fri 24-Jun-16 08:43:34

I prefer Harry Potter and the deathly diarrhoea.

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia Fri 24-Jun-16 08:54:07

The Tale of Two Shittys, by Charles Prickens.

Stig of the Dump (not a funny author)

The Three Shitters by Andrex Chekhov

SoupDragon Fri 24-Jun-16 08:59:02

The Fart of War by Sun Tzu

angelicjen Fri 24-Jun-16 09:03:11

Watershit Down

BlackeyedSusan Sun 26-Jun-16 16:46:37

Wind in the willoos

duvetdaysgone Wed 21-Dec-16 21:31:25

The Last of the Toilet Paper.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Wed 21-Dec-16 21:36:51

Game of Thrones
Richard the Turd

CaptainBraandPants Wed 21-Dec-16 21:40:10

Shittyshittybangbang

Wheresthattomoibabber Wed 21-Dec-16 21:40:28

(Bath)room
Loopaper towns

ememem84 Wed 21-Dec-16 21:51:48

Stink of the dump

The shitting

Black pooty

GetTheeBehindMeSanta Wed 21-Dec-16 21:54:44

Cold Comfort Fart.

OutDamnedWind Wed 21-Dec-16 21:57:25

The Wide Sargasso Pee

ScruffyTheJanitor Wed 21-Dec-16 22:01:11

50 Shades of Brown.

Something by 'Jilly Pooper'

The Shite Report by Here Shite

A tale of two Shities

GetTheeBehindMeSanta Wed 21-Dec-16 22:01:55

Wuthering Shites

badg3r Wed 21-Dec-16 22:32:08

Winnie the Poo

badg3r Wed 21-Dec-16 22:36:00

The princess and the pee

elQuintoConyo Wed 21-Dec-16 22:36:56

MOOMINpooTROLL

James and the Giant Pee

Sons and Lavvies

Eats Shits and Leaves

IDoAllMyOwnStunts Wed 21-Dec-16 22:40:41

Harry Plopper and The Deathly Fart

BroomstickOfLove Wed 21-Dec-16 22:45:44

Pride and Prejupiss
Madame Poovery or Madame Lavatory
Fartchester Towers
Jeeves and Pooster by PG Shithouse

IDoAllMyOwnStunts Wed 21-Dec-16 22:47:13

Alice Follows Through the Looking Glass

Charlie and The Chocolate Starfish (sorry)

IDoAllMyOwnStunts Wed 21-Dec-16 22:48:35

Anne of Green Bogeys

NapQueen Wed 21-Dec-16 22:49:22

The Curious Incident of the Plop in the Night Time

To Kill a Mockingturd

NapQueen Wed 21-Dec-16 22:50:00

That Alice one is epic!!

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