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bless her!

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Auntymandy Sat 03-Jun-06 10:11:37

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building. One
day Joe, Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start
building a house on the empty plot. The young family's 5-year-old
daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next
door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and
eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted
the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let
her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her
little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even
gave her very own hard hat and gloves.

At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope
containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home
to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to
the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the
bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling
her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay
packet'.

"You must have worked very hard to earn all this", said the bank
cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men
building a big house."
"My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the
house again this week, as well?"
The little girl thought for a moment and said ...
I think so. Provided those w*nkers at Jewson deliver the f**king
bricks."

Beauregard Sat 03-Jun-06 21:15:47

TRIOMUM Sat 03-Jun-06 21:29:45

PMSL

cadbury Sat 03-Jun-06 21:31:35

lol

Auntymandy Sun 04-Jun-06 18:22:45

glad you liked it!

chestnutty Sun 04-Jun-06 21:19:46

shazronnie Sun 04-Jun-06 22:41:19

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