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when men prefer guns!

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Auntymandy Sat 20-May-06 07:09:20

TEN REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favoured over a woman....

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Auntymandy Sat 20-May-06 15:10:41

bump

Twiglett Sat 20-May-06 15:13:06

that's crap

cod Sat 20-May-06 15:15:03

Message withdrawn

Auntymandy Sat 20-May-06 15:18:12

Well I thought it was funny..

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