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nikkie Mon 15-May-06 20:03:32

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries
>are getting weak?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there
>is not enough?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
>stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?
>
> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>
> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw
>a revolver at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>
> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>
> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are
>always white?
>
> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
>something new to eat will have materialized?
>
> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum
>cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give
>the vacuum one more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first
try?
>
> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
>
> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
>shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
>right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
>stupid idiot?"
>
> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling
>off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
>
> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer
>when we complained about the heat?
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
>
> And my FAVORITE......
>
>
>
>
> The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is

>suffering from some sort of mental illness.
>
> Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

fransmom Mon 15-May-06 22:39:51

ha ha ha

TambaTheDragonSlayer Mon 15-May-06 22:41:43

Erm.... why doesnt the glue stick to the inside of the bottle then??

Is it cause it needs the air to make it dry?

tortoise Mon 15-May-06 22:42:04

Pmsl,love it!

magnolia1 Mon 15-May-06 22:47:24

I have tummy ache now

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