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Trying to remember this Geordie joke - help please!

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surprise Fri 22-Apr-11 10:58:53

I read it on here ages ago and can't quite remember it. It was along the lines of what do you do with x? If you live in newcastle you do x. Not making much sense am I? Bit if you have any jokes based around the Geordie pronounciation of words then i'd love to hear them, as it may jog my memory. Thanks smile

surprise Fri 22-Apr-11 20:50:33


notnowbernard Fri 22-Apr-11 21:07:15

This is my Geordie joke:

What do you call a Geordie marsupial stuck in a lift?

A Kangaroot



WowOoo Fri 22-Apr-11 21:08:19

NotnowBernard grin

WowOoo Fri 22-Apr-11 21:09:31

Because of NotnowBern i have completely forgotten my Geordie joke. Will try to remember!

surprise Sat 23-Apr-11 20:34:26

Kangaroot!!!!! That was it. Although I think the joke was a different one, it definitely featured kangaroot - many, many thanks NotNow as it's been bugging me for days grin.

Vinnybones69 Fri 13-Jan-17 14:38:48

What's the difference btw a Geordie stuck in a lift
And a Marsupial
Ones a Kangroo . The other kangaroot.

jimbob1969 Sat 21-Jan-17 21:43:49

Two geordies in the jungle hear tribal drums in the distance
'Are they war drums?'says one.
'Nah,They are theres' says the other.

languagelearner Sat 04-Feb-17 15:52:33

Even I got those last two!! grin

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