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Please laugh at Dh's joke

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EarthMotherImNot Mon 10-Jan-11 12:17:11

He thinks its hilariousgrin

"I took the dog for a walk and it ran off.
I searched high and low calling it's name, whistling etc but it didn't come back so I went home."

My wife was furious, "look harder" she ordered "so I shaved my head and got a tattoo, still can't find the dog though"

EarthMotherImNot Mon 10-Jan-11 12:27:36

It's not funny at all is it?

Poor Dh, he will be crushedwink

BluTac Mon 10-Jan-11 12:28:41

I think it's quite funny

onalifeglug Mon 10-Jan-11 12:29:38

I hear gerry rafferty's being buried between norman wisdom and heath ledger...

Clown to the left of him, Joker to the right

EarthMotherImNot Mon 10-Jan-11 12:32:02

Dh thanks you BluTacsmile

Now now onalifeglug, we don't need the competition (especially with a funnier joke)

DullWomenHaveImmaculateHomes Mon 10-Jan-11 12:33:10

Sorry but onalife's is better grin

TrillianAstra Mon 10-Jan-11 12:33:40

Reminds me of the nuns - show him you're cross

LadyintheRadiator Mon 10-Jan-11 12:34:17

DullWomenHaveImmaculateHomes Mon 10-Jan-11 12:37:55

I like that nun one!

KaraStarbuckThrace Mon 10-Jan-11 12:50:11

I had to read it twice before i got it.

yes it was very funny

lifeinagoldfishbowl Mon 10-Jan-11 12:51:58


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slartybartfast Fri 04-Feb-11 20:22:50

oh i get it now <<slow>>

tis funny

whomovedmychocolate Fri 04-Feb-11 20:24:15

Well I laughed anyway. But then I laugh at cows when they walk past my house. grin

seeker Fri 04-Feb-11 20:25:42

I don't get onalifeglug's - is it because I is stupid?

faeriefruitcake Tue 15-Feb-11 13:01:18

he he he

Chemwapuwa Thu 24-Feb-11 20:55:48

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Bigglewinkle Mon 12-Sep-11 09:50:13

I love the dog joke - tell your DH I'm going to use it on my friends and family :-)

LlamaBoBama Tue 06-Nov-12 12:25:36

lol haha hehe hoho

OneOfMyTurnsComingOn Tue 06-Nov-12 12:29:54

Sorry. It didn't make me laugh blush

WitchesTit Tue 06-Nov-12 12:33:15

Hilarious! I'm going to steal it!

seeker Tue 06-Nov-12 12:38:09

I love the OP's dp's joke.

seeker Tue 06-Nov-12 12:39:00

Bar goes into a man- not a joke, just a tragic industrial accident.

Rindercella Tue 06-Nov-12 12:41:29

It's nearly 2 years old.

Made me laugh on 2nd reading though.

My mum was a lollipop lady, but had to leave as she had kleptomania.
I didn't want to believe it but the signs were all around at home.

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